some female venting

This is the first of a few posts coming that hopefully will help some of you guys get some footing in the real world.....
1) Numero uno- this is a big one--- DO NOT EVER GO TO A WOMAN'S HOUSE WITHOUT CALLING FIRST- AND BEING INVITED- EVER!
I do not care what the excuse you use is- NEVER -- this is rude, makes the woman feel creeped out and turns you into a somewhat semi stalker----
EVER- REMEMBER - If you are on fire or dying- go to the fire department or hospital- DO NOT CALL HER- and do not drop by just because you are on fire- dying, in the neighbourhood!
Hmmm- I feel much better now- thanks for letting me vent
The above action will not impress her- make her like/love/ respect you more!
NEVER DROP BY A GIRLS HOUSE UNINVITED FOR ANY REASON_ IF YOU DO- DO NOT ACT SURPRISED IF SHE IS UPSET WITH YOU___ YOU BROKE NUMBER ONE CARDINAL RULE FROM WHEN YOU WERE A KID!!!!!!