Part two

So, 'married but unhappy' we will just call him MBU--- called my friend while I was driving her home- and yes indeed he did 'drop' over to her house after I left and around 2:00 am by this time.
(Again, no judgements here the rest of the story is coming)
So, the long and short of it gentlemen......
1) He did not even bring a condom-- bring your own! Luckily my friend is much smarter and had a few! (which she only needed one of-----)
2) Apparently he could not get all the blood to the right place and was rather 'not ready'.......kissed badly all in all the sex was terrible, short and bad-------- no wonder his marriage is rocky....... half full tent pole, short tent pole and not 'up' for long enough to set the tent up correctly..... yup married women will go camping with other tents if this is the case!
3) He was running to the washroom all night= approx- 6 times and he left at around 6 am.
4) My friend was going to suggest he get his prostrate fixed- but then again he is/was/wanted to be a 'doctor' so he should know this!
Moral of the story- if your wife is cheating, if you are getting bad sex from your wife and the lovely ladies you bed on the side-----Get your prostrate checked! You are embarrassing yourself and 'pissing' off the women your life! (Is that enough motivation to see the doctor and be embarassed once- in front of a real doctor?) Getting your prostrate checked could save your marriage, your sexual repuation never mind your life!

bars- married men and single women

Installment One
Okay, I live in a cave.
The other night I went to the theatre with a lovely, lively single over 40 year old women. Within one minute of me going up to the bar to get a cocktail for us I was approached by two not bad looking 30 something men who proceeded to offer the drinks I was ordering.
Then, they proceeded to tell me they were doctors here on business, both married, one very unhappily.
Graciously, accepting the cocktails for both me and my girlfriend sitting over at the table- and after delivering her drink to her, I returned to listen to this absurd banter.
It did not take long to realize the doctor stuff was bullshit- but they were entertaining.
After some more banter, they finally accepted that I was- in truth- not interested in married men- or single men for that matter for a 'flash in the pan.'
The unhappy man from Vancouver- lets call him Lyle--told me his 'story'. Married for 17 years to a women who did not drive, was an educated 'Hutterite' that looked like a runway model (see what sort of lame shit we have to listen to--however, enjoy the fun of the conversation).
Anyways, wife was not happy, Lyle drank too much, she was bored, they have no children..... she had become a Beatch (bitch). What was he to do? He was so unhappy. He did not get any love, and attention. He could not make her happy. If only he could leave, find true love and move on.
Yawn-- come on guys- come up with something more interesting.
I asked him what his part was in this failing relationship- and of course nothing was his fault.
"When was the last time you took her on a date, bought her flowers, rubbed her back, ran her tub, gave her great sex?"
"Jee, I just took her to Phoenix-- she shopped I golfed" ( are you guys getting this?)
Again, I asked-then I told him. "Go, get her an outfit, make the reservations, order for her- spoil her pamper her and make her feel special. Give her great sex".
"I give her everything, I think she has a lover."
Anyway.....
Since I was obviously not interested in 'making the hay', the shift began toward my lovely and lively friend who was dancing and having a great time. She- was however interested in no strings attached fun and the shift happened rather quickly for the 'married but unhappy' man.... salesman for medical equipment from Vancouver with the 1,000,000 dollar house close to the children's hospital in Vancouver married to the physio tech (??).
Hmmmm...... my friend's cell phone ran while I was in the car driving her home----- and part two tomorrow.
Have a terrific day--- and gentleman- there is no judgement here but you may not like what I say in part three of this story- but it may do you well to tune back in.