Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Part two

So, 'married but unhappy' we will just call him MBU--- called my friend while I was driving her home- and yes indeed he did 'drop' over to her house after I left and around 2:00 am by this time.
(Again, no judgements here the rest of the story is coming)
So, the long and short of it gentlemen......
1) He did not even bring a condom-- bring your own! Luckily my friend is much smarter and had a few! (which she only needed one of-----)
2) Apparently he could not get all the blood to the right place and was rather 'not ready'.......kissed badly all in all the sex was terrible, short and bad-------- no wonder his marriage is rocky....... half full tent pole, short tent pole and not 'up' for long enough to set the tent up correctly..... yup married women will go camping with other tents if this is the case!
3) He was running to the washroom all night= approx- 6 times and he left at around 6 am.
4) My friend was going to suggest he get his prostrate fixed- but then again he is/was/wanted to be a 'doctor' so he should know this!
Moral of the story- if your wife is cheating, if you are getting bad sex from your wife and the lovely ladies you bed on the side-----Get your prostrate checked! You are embarrassing yourself and 'pissing' off the women your life! (Is that enough motivation to see the doctor and be embarassed once- in front of a real doctor?) Getting your prostrate checked could save your marriage, your sexual repuation never mind your life!

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