Too funny and thanks poster.
This does remind me of an outing I had last night and some recent forays into the damning series of "Real Housewives of OC/New York, etc"
At a recent fund-raiser, where 'nice' girls were aplenty- two of the females stood out.
I dubbed them the "Real Housewives of Red Deer." Complete with far too tight clothes, they looked like overstuffed sausages just waiting to be poked - ah they were!
The hair was held up with far too much hairspray ala the 80's, bleached and yes even permed. The tits were held up like a buffet table to just under their chins, flashy light reflecting pants, shiny belts, far too much hairspray-- and the 3,000 bags. Yes, the bags had the bags!
Man was I miffed- who ever said being a trashing whore does not pay! It sure looked like it paid for them!
Then we get into the bio's of the skanks on the Real series, many of them former pole dancers, charged with various crimes and living in the luxury homes. Thank god I got a virtual tour of one of the houses- yuk had not been redone since the faux chateaux was built in the 80's and Hugh Hefner would of approved of the decor.
So, all is not all well in the lives of hoes- and now I can relax knowing that they too still are not living the dream.
check it out by googling and choose your own links
The ladder theory
This does remind me of an outing I had last night and some recent forays into the damning series of "Real Housewives of OC/New York, etc"
At a recent fund-raiser, where 'nice' girls were aplenty- two of the females stood out.
I dubbed them the "Real Housewives of Red Deer." Complete with far too tight clothes, they looked like overstuffed sausages just waiting to be poked - ah they were!
The hair was held up with far too much hairspray ala the 80's, bleached and yes even permed. The tits were held up like a buffet table to just under their chins, flashy light reflecting pants, shiny belts, far too much hairspray-- and the 3,000 bags. Yes, the bags had the bags!
Man was I miffed- who ever said being a trashing whore does not pay! It sure looked like it paid for them!
Then we get into the bio's of the skanks on the Real series, many of them former pole dancers, charged with various crimes and living in the luxury homes. Thank god I got a virtual tour of one of the houses- yuk had not been redone since the faux chateaux was built in the 80's and Hugh Hefner would of approved of the decor.
So, all is not all well in the lives of hoes- and now I can relax knowing that they too still are not living the dream.
check it out by googling and choose your own links
The ladder theory
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